Category: Joke Board
ten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the
definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students
have a good
understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The
first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher
said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray
and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again
replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that
isn't really correct
either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have
lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really
a question you
want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I
definitely shit my pants."
lololol
lmao, love it!